Can’t Load the Four Disks
Then, there is the tale of the user who called up complaining that the instructions said to load the four diskettes into “Drive A” but he couldn’t possibly get more … Continue reading →
View ArticleHumor: Techie Jokes – What Power Switch?
Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn’t work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for … Continue reading →...
View ArticleHumor: Techie Jokes – Computer Geek Quiz
1. I have moss growing: A) In my garden B) In my bathroom C) In my kitchen D) On my teeth 2. When I open my mouth at parties, people: A) Listen B) Ease away slowly C) Stuff a live weasel down my throat...
View ArticleHumor: Techie Jokes – Pickup Lines for Computer Geeks
Nice Set of Floppies! Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU. I’d like to play on your laptop. Need me to unzip your files? If you were an ISP, I’d dial you all day long! I’d...
View ArticleHumor: Techie Jokes – Six Fundamental Rules of the Computer Techie
Abandon all hope, you who press Enter here. There’s never time to do it right, but always time to do it all over again. Inside every large program is a small program trying to get out. It’s morally...
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – Blonde In The Computer Store
A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face “Curtains for computers? You don’t need curtains for...
View ArticleHumor: Techie Jokes – Baby Computer
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